Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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