do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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