part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
we're making bets on your personal life
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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