don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I will pee on everything he values.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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