Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Randomize