see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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