see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Randomize
