he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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