You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
