I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
