I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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