Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Come on in and take your pants off
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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