I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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