So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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