Just fell off a train. Bad.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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