We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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