Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize
