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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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