he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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