Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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