He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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