google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
