I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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