I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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