Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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