On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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