I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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