I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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