you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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