i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
we're making bets on your personal life
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Randomize
