so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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