If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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