Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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