Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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