she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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