belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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