Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
We have so much sex to catch up on
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
The adults are the big ones right?
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