great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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