YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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