i always forget guys have bellybuttons
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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