Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
