I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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