i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
