quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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