I cut my penus on the lid.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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