yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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