at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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