The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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