i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Pooping to opera.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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