I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Randomize
