So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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