please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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