It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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